5 Twitter Accounts You Should Follow

I like Twitter. You can follow me if you like Twitter.

Here are 5 accounts that are fashionably followable.

1. Lord Voldemort (@Lord_Voldemort7)
   Sample 1: "For those watching the meteor shower tonight, if you happen to see a Dark Mark in the sky don't panic. Haha I'm kidding, definitely Panic."
   Sample 2: "False. RT @ItsTheTeenLife R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L- Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live."
2. Jimmy Jawa (@the_jawa)
   Sample 1: "Free Utinni for my 700th follower"
   Sample 2:  "Happy to announce the new Star Wars Blu Ray will have a Jawa commentary option. Utinnis all round"
3. Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR)
   Sample 1: "Having a Death Star means never having to say you're sorry. #Lucasized #starwars"
   Sample 2: "We just saw JERSEY SHORE. This is entertainment on Earth? Your classification has been upgraded from 'Mostly Harmless' to 'Mostly Stupid'."
4. Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear)
   Sample 1: "I'm visiting the German Statue of Liberty. She's holding a beer and a bratwurst. That ain't kosher, or SBC."
   Sample 2: "It's 10:44:58 on 8/10/10. Gotta break out the end-times charts and see what that means."
5. XIANITY (@XIANITY)
   Sample 1: "LOCAL: Sunday service delayed after Pastor loses keys to "Church of the Open Door'"
   Sample 2: "EDUCATION: Tired of controversy and strong personalities, Liberty Seminary announces its next President, Lebron James"