Winter is Coming to Fargo

Here are five tell-tale signs that winter is on Fargo's doorstep:

1. The sun was shining and it was snowing at the same time today. Indiscriminate snowing is always a sign of winter. Go figure.
   
2. It is finally cold enough outside for the drunk guys in our apartment complex to go shirtless. Any warmer and it just would not be manly. Or smart.
3. The line to rent a movie takes no less than twenty minutes. There is nothing better to do in Fargo once the temperature dips below tolerable.
4. My lips are chapped.
5. I have listened to "Somewhere In My Memory" from Home Alone approximately 16,000 times.